Not my bag

About a year ago a man who is a friend of my sister asked me if I am a "school teacher". He was drunk, had my hair in a bun, we laughed it off.

Fast forward to Fat Tuesday, two weeks ago, went to a thing at a bar with friends. Another man I had just been introduced to asked the same question. He wasn't drunk and I didn't even have a conversation with him first. I was dressed in jeans but had a short waist hounds tooth jacket so I thought maybe it was my outfit??

So yesterday I go to a party, jeans, t-shirt, hair in ponytail, person standing next to me for a couple of minutes, I hadn't even been introduced to asked me again... "are you a teacher?"

Called my sister earlier, I said, "I can't believe another guy asked me if I am a teacher yesterday" She replied "Karen, that was a woman"

I guess we both had misconceptions.

My G-G-Generation

My friends 30 year old son bought her a hand blown glass marijuana pipe for her birthday, he was high when he bought it, didn't notice one detail.

Mom: "wow, thanks son! at first I thought "what a cool red glass pipe" now I see it is a red glass replica of a penis and a pipe, ha look where you put your lips. Lets smoke a bowl"

Son took a closer look, his face turned as red as the pipe said "oh my god" and left the room.